“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

The Texas Monthly had a good write-up on this.

I can’t wait to see this image stolen for a shitty “get ripped in 5 days with this one amazing trick!” ad.

well, then, we all messed up

“Isolate the woman, get her away from everyone.”

Whatever McGregor said and did didn’t matter, because at some point, he’d be locked in a cage with a real-life Yu Yevon, and he’d either get the shit kicked out of him, which would be funny as hell, or he’d show that he’s actually the real deal, which would be entertaining in its own right.

Welcome to Pittsburgh, Phil. I recommend checking out D’s Six Pax and Dogs:

Bob Costas thinks he was throwing to his dead relatives.

I'm dying laughing right now. Can you guys cover this in some sort of bonding agent or something (I don't know science), so I can hold this? I wanna hold this I love it so much. Bob Costas is a fucking maniac.

Vince really had the “Stand Back” leg going at the end.

Quote Mick Foley.

Make Goodell mad.

So he’s either a baseball player or a character who commits suicide in a F. Scott Fitzgerald novel.

Shocked Ilya Kovalchuk wouldn’t fulfill his commitments. He had a great track record for this.

Have you ever read Deadspin before tonight?

Seeing as how this website did not exist in the 1970s, probably not.

from his twitter. thought the bio was funny/sad

Whoever installed the OS in my brain left a big gaping security hole, as application of boobs to my face results in the user being granted root access and total control over the system.

You must not be familiar with H.R. Geiger's work...