Always good to see a fellow Super Eyepatch Wolf fan out in the wild. <3 

“Has” and “distributes” are two different things. Also, uh, if you’re a 16 year old boy and you send pictures of your girlfriend’s tits to people, you really don’t think that would constitute child porn? He sent a video of a sexual assault to the victim of said sexual assault. C’mon, man. 

Wow. Didn’t expect to see someone saying that this isn’t “child porn” because the person involved didn’t match the “image” that is evoked, nevermind the fact that it was a video of a sexual assault that was sent to the victim. Well done, bud - that’s a helluva hill to go die on.

Mediocre? Someone’s feeling generous today. 

Seriously. Keeping that kid in some level of sanity’ll be more important than anything he ever did on a baseball field. 

I read the details earlier and it fucked me up. I mean, it fucked me up when the news first spread, but the sledgehammer shit... Christ, man. I couldn’t even imagine being 24, working to be a pitcher in the MLB, with a wife and child, and in an instant it’s obliterated. I really, really hope they take care of Blake bec…

Brady outlasted him and he’s old enough to be Luck’s dad. This is a wild world we inhabit. 

“Chicken sandwich think pieces” What a world. 

To be fair, you don’t have to be great at something to be a good teacher of it - plenty of shitty pitchers who have become excellent pitching coaches, for instance. 

Erik had to mean Ozzie Newsome, right?

 Jeeeeesus Christ. On TV, in front of god and everyone. Wow. I can’t. 

I mean, lots of people have explained, in excruciating detail, the reasoning behind the stupid decisions they have made - doesn’t make those decisions any more palatable.

Yeah, no - you most definitely do not have to be crying for appendicitis. I had a ruptured appendix, and it fucking hurt, but I wasn’t crying. I mean, people cope with pain and discomfort differently, like grief - not everyone cries at a funeral. Some people really are ridiculous.

Goddamnit. Was just going to post that. It’s not even the line - it’s his delivery that makes it.

Kinda figured this should be obvious, but apparently some people need it spelled out. Thank you for the good explanation.

I like Baker and he’s clearly talented, but I’d love to see how successful he would’ve been at Duke, the undisputed capital of college football. Jones was playing with position guys who wouldn’t have made Oklahoma’s practice squad. 

Hopefully they do something about those glasses next. 

Kill Bill is like his foot opus, really. 

Ribcages. That’s my thing. Discovered it when I was like 17 and it has been a lifelong obsession. Can’t explain it at all, hence I can never criticize someone for digging on feet, hah. 

I was thinking “Man, Cornette is fucking up a Wendy’s or a Dairy Queen right now, isn’t he?” before even getting to the part where he gets mentioned. I think Corny goes on a bit too much about this “new wave” or whatever you’d call it, the Young Bucks and the Omegas of the wrestling world, a bit too much, but the…