Just don’t understand the Witten hate. But, at least you’re consistent with it. 

Cooper isn’t one failed drug test away from being permanently banned from the NFL, so there’s that. 

Still waiting on that dude who said the Astros would win in a sweep to come and claim his prize for Best Clairvoyance. 

Right? Just give me a version where Sif becomes your summonable teammate and not, you know, the sad, limping pupper you’re forced to turn him into. 

Same here, bud - 4 times. And worth each purchase. Makes me wonder if some ports of DS2 and DS3 to the Switch are possible down the line. I’d pick those up, too, for sure. 

I’m not even really sure what she meant by that as hip hop was pretty fucking big during Avril’s high point, too, not just now. It’s not exactly a new phenomenon. 

I seem to remember someone in the comments a week or so ago talking about how the Astros were going to win this series 4-0. This is fun!

Of course not - this is most definitely not “the right way” to handle a pitching change. 

They said they liked the move, not that it was successful. 

He’d rather be off fucking a golf hole, but the TV money’s too good. 

Boy, that sure was effective.

Even Sonny could’ve seen this coming.

Ratio strikes again! 

Numbers don’t lie. He sounds like my dad, who insists that Chris Sale isn’t a great pitcher because the few times he’s seen him play, he has had an off game. Yet, a decade of stats show that he is, in fact, mildly good at throwing the baseball.

Really thought this was going to be about the Solo standalone movie that came out earlier this year. 

C’mon, let’s be fair to Mike - he said “your”, not “you’re”. 

Yeah, but he’s showing it after the postseason. RoFlo didn’t eliminate his team! 

Serious question - what the fuck is Clevinger actually saying? Like, I know it’s Twitter and all that, but it’s like he’s just throwing random words together. I feel like I need a translator. “Bro get a dog if your scared of your lukewarm takes” - WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? 

Lol. Houston won the regular season series 4-3; Houston scored 34 runs to Boston’s 31. Two of Boston’s three wins came on the road. On the season, Boston outscored Houston by 79 runs; however, Houston gave up 113 fewer runs. Boston was 25-14 in one-run games; Houston was 24-24 in the same situation. Boston was 8-5 in…

Or cunt! Twat! Dickhead! So many perfectly good swears without needing to resort to one that demeans an entire group of people.