Well, of course that’s the way they’ll go. It’s less work for them and more money. They can say what they want, but I remain unconvinced that they care about anything other than how to make the most money.

I see what you did there.

I had to star this just for the “slut for vampires” line - got a chuckle out of me.

A short-haired man with a beard? Oof, you must run into a lot of douchebags in your daily routine.

As a Marylander who has hunted for morels before, I am supremely jealous at how fucking big those are. I’ve found some before, but they’ve all been relatively small - still try up beautiful, though. Glad this dude didn’t get in trouble for trying to have a nice, gourmet meal. Stupid fuckin’ cop.

Fallout as live services. Great. Sigh.

Sometimes. It’s a shame that Trump’s been given miles of the shit and still hasn’t managed to find a way to hang himself yet.

Are you for real right now? Like, is this a Poe’s Law thing? She essentially called that woman an ape. Come on now.

This is an underappreciated comment.

This made me laugh harder than I expected.

Lol

So, the company that developed the first two-player vs. fighter can could have sued other companies that did the exact same thing that they did, just with different coats of paint? I mean, rounds start the same way, end the same way [for the most part], they all have various kicks and punches, etc. Or the first FPS…

Stop eating?

Blood Theft Auto or Grand Theft Borne?

Ack, Christ, that’s fucking horrid. And to follow it up with “it was just a joke”? How the fuck even? Not that it would make this in anyway acceptable, but do you think this dude ever goes up behind a male friend [or strange], stick his fingers in the guy’s anus, and then say “it was just a joke”? I kinda doubt it.…

...like a papaya? That’s the first fruit that came to mind? O_O

Well, we better hope they mean something or else women’s tennis will be nothing when Serena eventually retires. WTA has been equally atrocious across the board - calm the fuck down.

Kinda hope the Caps win it all now just so I can see thousands of drunks attempt to storm the White House.

What is even the point of this rambling pile of shit? I mean the article, not Deadpool or his movies.

But they gave him an ovation for being such a good boy after molesting his cousin! Take that, reporting!