Man, I’ve never seen someone so sweet on Magary. It’s so nice seeing love blossom in a time filled with such negativity. I’m pulling for ya, bud.

So... do you wanna fuck Magary or not?

So thirsty.

Mallory Rubin is a hot nerd? Learn something new every day, I suppose.

Hard to waste pitching from a rotation that seems to collectively developed progeria at a rather late age.

What’s worse - him getting paid to say it or him HAVING to say it, given the shocked response? It’s a toss-up for me.

How often do you complain when someone uses “literally” incorrectly?

Which happens first: LaVar demands to be made coach or Magic, Jeanie, et al, tell LaVar to fuck off and keep his cockholder shut?

Michael Wilbon lost his goddamn mind over that “tired” comment on PTI the other day. Judging by his look, I’m not sure he understands physical exertion, but it was still funny to see him snap.

Lolololol

My takeaway from this is that there are at least two dudes out there named Rambo Hunter. Goddamn, that’s good.

Coming from the world of metal, 4:00 is basically considered a radio edit, with the exception of grindcore and several other subgenres. When you’re dealing with songs that stretch from 6-10+ minutes, 4 minutes is a palate cleanser.

Not sure what Americans have to do with an incident that took place in England.

Jesus, dude. Did Cincinnati steal your childhood dog or something? Seems like a lot of animus for a nondescript, white-bread town like that.

I find Darbian very relaxing to watch. Very chill dude.

The conspiracies go so much deeper than we can even imagine.

Twitter wins because it has Black Twitter, which is infinitely better than anything Facebook will ever produce.

Sitting ON the buffet counters? Nope. That’s when my ass would be making a stink. Get your goddamn germ factories off the counters, folks.

Hell, even one of the announcers - can’t remember if it was Warner or Tirico - said that it was a penalty. I mean, it was still a helluva catch, but being a great catch and being a penalty aren’t mutually exclusive things.

Lololololololololololol - I’d add more, but I don’t wanna cause any more undue stress on my keyboard.