I mean, look at the rest of his posts.

Care to explain? I’m missing out!

Eh, some kid that also wouldn’t have had a shot at making the majors. They didn’t boot anyone with even a glimmer of hope for advancing off in favor of Tebow.

Uh, are you saying that Lebron isn’t an accomplished player?

The only way to win is to not play.

That Benoit list is fucking insane. Garoppolo is the only one I’d even consider, and that’s a hard maybe. Saying someone like Chad Henne or Geno Smith provides better chances of victory? Get dunked on, you fucking twat.

Forever #1 to me.

Jesus, man, grow some fuckin’ skin. You realize you’re on Deadspin, right? Stop catching feelings.

Go for it - startin’ flappin’ your own wings when you want to fly somewhere, you ignorant cunt.

I mean, Roseanne was a great show.

More scripted than a WWE match.

Can these douchebro alpha cunts stop putting their hands on women? Like, it takes no effort. Don’t slap women. Don’t punch women. This piece of shit has 9" and 180 lbs on the victim. Fuck you, buddy - I hope you wreck your knee six ways from Sunday getting out of the shower tomorrow.

Why did the bus attack him?

This was beautiful. The force of will present within your father must’ve been something to behold. I’m powerful sorry for your loss, but thank you for sharing this story.

Anything that gains even a hint of popularity is cancer.

It’s Time For Dodger’s Baseball

Must be hard going through life having to not be a dick because we now live in a time when someone might actually call you on it.

So, the Civil Rights protests weren’t important because things didn’t immediately clear up? C’mon - I imagine you’re smarter than that.

Who the hell is Nance?

Fucking idiot. Also, looks like he didn’t miss the psych eval after all.