COTY contender. +1

This is the best thing I've ever read. Doesn't even have a joke in it and it's gotta be a contender for comment of the year.

That fucking death stare at the end, tho. No wonder that video ended when it did.

I just wanna say that "throw hands" might be my new favorite line. Thanks, Greg.

I'm having some real trouble with the giraffe's placement.

Right? I don't know about wolverines specifically, but I do believe honey badgers and Tasmanian Devils are considered apex predators. All three of 'em didn't get nearly enough respect here.

Seriously. Wolverines are fucking gnarly.

I have to at least bring up Dave Chappelle's white man voice. That's quality shit.

This.

Have you seen him run over the past season-plus? The menagerie they have in Denver is better than him.

"turnkey and snuffling" Fuckin' dead.

I just want to give Montana a hug.

I don't know why, but this response just made my day.

80% cake/20% Tebow

The Malaysian Flight 370 one was a haymaker.

Duckburg was never the same.

I have a question - one that may have even been covered here before, but if it was, I missed it. What is the proper procedure for a white person at, say, a Kanye or Jay Z show doing a sing-along part when "nigga" comes up. Is it okay to say it then because of the situation/location/moment or do you just drop out for…

I thought a 2.5 was a akin to a C+/B- kind of deal? Granted, not a cum laude grade, but also not something you'd say was caused by a learning/mental disorder, either. Hell, even Brown said "it's decent". I don't think he was celebrating it, really, with that kind of modifier. I don't know, just sorta screamed "wrong…

Nor should they do that part. They should just let it die.

Jesus. That's fucking brutal. I can't even make a joke. Just a goddamn shitty thing to do to someone at their own graduation.