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May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

“This jackass pulled out in front of me like he didn’t expect me to be driving 120 mph on a two-lane country road.”

“Allegedly.”

Early contender for what V8 would you swap into your ND miata

Do something annoying (Like smoke), THEN ask if it’s okay.

GM did release a Volt with a world-class interior; it was called the Cadillac ELR and cost almost $80k.

The MBs with the stalk transmission selector, their lack of adherence to the P-R-N-D standard is so infuriating that it may have been responsible for deaths

Back in the mid 90s I was shopping around for a "new" used car and came across a pretty good looking MR2. (looked good on the outside, the interior was a bit of a mess) The dealer came out and we shook hands and went through the pleasantries and I decided to give it a test drive. The dealer got the keys, came back,

The true test will be if your neighborhood drug dealer rebadges it.