You're on the wrong website to be asking that question.

As a nation, we could do worse than Marv Bush vs. Roger Clinton in 2016.

Whoops, I forgot to thank you, so let me begin. Thank you, people who believe that you are guilty until proven innocent. Without you, the rest of us would not have a respectable understanding of how the justice system works.

I’d like to take this time to thank the media, for making Kane out to be a rapist; Jezebel users for supplying us with endless feminist comments calling the support of Kane disgusting; Samer for handling this in his usual gossip column way, and of course the fans, for attacking Kane when charges hadn’t even been…

This make believe party is 2/3 of the way to completely controlling the country, but keep on trollin.

I guess you can't read and missed where I said I'm not republican. But you did say you were a soldier so I assume you ended up there after not getting into college

The Yankees fired Gene Michaels in 1995 and he constructed a dream foundation.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos, under whose six-year tenure the Blue Jays emerged as one of the best teams in the AL...”

Good take on the cult of the executive, I would say. One good example to support your theory is the 2004 Red Sox. Theo Epstein is seen as the the savior who brought that to pass, but on the day they won the World Series, their starting nine included 4 Epstein acquisitions, 4 Duquette acquisitions, and 1 Lou Gorman…

“Plus of course any Muslim that tried to pray in public would get death threats and have their house vandalized by those Constitution lovin’ persecuted Christians.”

He’s not defending the Christian coach. He’s merely saying that certain media outlets back away from criticizing Islam and would back away from criticizing Islam in a story that was similar to this one. Lots of apologists for Islam after the Charlie Hebdo murders.

You’re all entitled to your opinion, and I myself, HATE the way that people use religion for human ulterior motives. However, I don’t think satanism is the same as Christianity, Judaism, Islam etc. While many people in the world’s various religions are dicks, and use the religion to serve their own wants, there are…

.001 because that's how many of of them exist.

You are what is wrong with America. No respect, no authority, and no accountability for our actions.

I have no idea what she may have done to provoke the attack, because for some reason those details are notably absent from this article. I guess we shouldn’t even want to know that, cause we’re Gawker readers.

it seems like arroyo has pretty much done it all and lived a life of true mediocrity that no one really cares about...is this an accurate take away from this article about a 30 something white guy worth 90 million dollars that makes terrible music?

Me (Gator fan) in 2010: This is awesome, our championship squad is full of future hall of famers!

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Meh. Look it Messi and Neymar or even Wayne Rooney. All he had to do was not suck in MLS.

I think Deadspin should also stick to sports. Deadspin writers are certainty entitled to write about topics they wish but I come to the site for funny/sports related issues, not to have another political discussion.