Lebron James is a mega douche

Kane Towes Hossa is a pretty recent time where a team iced 3 players of that caliber

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

Greg Howard sucks

Man you're really good at picking up on super obvious jokes aren't you?

The way the law defines attempted murder is different than how you do jay

Settle down pal. They will not repeat. Thats damn near impossible these days.

Ouch, buddy..... Pay better attention

Lol I’m 38 years old. Just find it weird how taking photos at sporting events especially events of this magnitude is “iaddicts living their own lives second hand” carry on though, I'm sure you're a wonderful person. Probably lots of fun to be around

Here come all the old people whining about the damn millennials and their phones.

Being a Cleveland sports fan seems like a sad, sad existence

Don’t think he said they were “the answer”, rather if they want a chance they have to use all their options to try and keep their legs under them

It's a freakin sand lot joke. The guy is more than likely not serious

the fat jokes are cool though, because you don't like Christie.

I'm pretty sure it was a joke. But hey get offended by this and not the ridiculous fat shaming bull shit that this very site has condemned in the past

Hey man this is wrong!!! Fat shaming is only allowed if it's about people the great writers at deadspin don't like

How'd she do against Vegas? I forget