Speaking as someone with two parents who provided our livelihood through Hollywood, there are pretty much two reasons in my experience that a show gets cancelled (if anyone else with industry experience can help make a longer list, feel free):

So he’s even ruining my jokes now. What a doof. 

That’s 50% of the joke I was making. Look up the term “paraprosdokian.”

Or...he’ll run the ball from his own 3 on 4th and 8, but won’t run the ball on 2nd and goal to go from the 1 in the Super Bowl?

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

Carroll called the play “the Aussie sweep.”

I know what I’ve got! No Low Ballers!

She’s flying all over the place for half the year. Saving the environment isn’t her #1 priority here.

Actually dipshit, you don’t know that since you’ve never seen his tax return. Oh wait! Let’s just assume he’s telling the truth, since he has a history of not lying! Oh wait! There’s this!

Actually, it’s pretty clear that Trump engaged in tax evasion.

If you can afford those super cars you can afford the taxes.

When your children are between six and 17 is when things fall off; researchers guess this is because of general family anxiety, which ratchets up when your children can talk and walk around and need to apply to college.

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

Bunch of people with their pants in a wad because it doesn’t look like every other Ferrari/Lambo/Insert generic supercar here.

Is this some kind of flexible-skinned active aerodynamics on the back?

This person sounds delightful, especially when they take the time to drag their brothers despite it not being at all relevant to the story in question.

Thanks! This has been my week for Inception-ality:

“Old man yells at cloud” video is IN the cloud. Inception level shit right there.

First highlight video:

I’m a Wizards fan, and I stopped caring in the third quarter. I just wanted to watch him heave insane shots from half-court until the final buzzer sounded.