Chill, child.

But given that the youth vote has always been pathetically low, I don’t think they bear the majority of the blame.

Comments like this are why I love Splinter.

1. Has nobody involved in this ever eaten a hot dog at a Costco before?

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

Neither of those have aerodynamics of a box. 

That is to be expected, but the G wagen is a whole different beast.

Ok that ended up being longer than expected....

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

How roo’d. 

Looks like the superintendent was hopping mad.

I’d really wish someone would apologize to me for whatever the fuck was that they called “salisbury steak” that was served when I was a kid.

Dozens of people have approached me anonymously, actually. (Check out the last graf of this story.)

Three Weeks Before an Election: Wag.The.Dog.

I am not taking her side but my condo association fines tenants $250.00 if you are seen allowing a non-resident in, and those greedy fuckers enforce it. I have shut the door in multiple people’s faces, regardless of race, gender, etc. I explain the reason and shut the door, there is no debate. I do have the advantage…

I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

Yeah but pets don’t absorb that in the same way that little kids do. Putting your dog in a sweater and snapping a social media pic isn’t going to impact his self-image. He’s not going to end up confused or conflicted about his own dog-ness.

Life hack: stop projecting a sexual identity onto little kids with this one trick!

I love talking about myself but I feel really bad about it, so people who ask tons of questions are a godsend.