I think pretending you’re black because being a white person from Montana is boring is a lot different than identifying as black as a result of being raised by a black family who you believe to be biologically related to you.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor…

“While fun in spirit, the Lowes are able to conduct deliberate and scientific investigations on a highly sophisticated level by meeting with top experts, using high-tech monitoring equipment and taking in-depth training courses.”

Sorry, off-topic, but happy Nowruz and happy Spring, everyone!

Are there storms that just appear over a random city fully formed, ready and raging to fuck shit up?

I get the two films that came out at the same time confused but I think one alluded to his not showing up once he got what he needed.

Ok I just saw you screen name and I am dying over here.

I don’t want Sean fired.

According to this picture and my steller imagination, Kellyann Conjob is the upside down version of Reese.

My personal favorite from my dating history (and for the record, I never cheated nor ever gave anyone any reason to think I was going to cheat.)

The title of that first complaint is, simply, “Islam,” which is a good indication of the kind of person registering the complaint. But coincidentally, “Pittsburgh” is an anagram for “dipshits live here.” Which, as they’ve told me repeatedly over the past 12 years, the FCC can’t do anything about, really.

My heart literally skipped a beat.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Star for the (Woohoo).

Russia’s puppets are going to turn us into Super North Korea. We’ll be building even more pilot asphyxiating fighter jets, nukes riding atop the latest generation of super expensive missiles and the latest generation of ultra expensive aircraft carriers while people fucking starve.

I’ve had some wine and I misread the entry about McCain and Paul as “John McCain and Ru Paul are having a dude fight.” My version would have been much more fun.  

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Yup. And apparently he signs his name with letters indicating membership in that ‘order,’ which passes from the grantee to his first-born son upon the former’s death. So, yeah. No. He’s in whole hog.

“Gorka said that while he wore medals associated with Vitézi Rend, he did so to honor his father’s “struggle against totalitarianism” and not as evidence of membership with the anti-Semitic group.”

Let’s not upset him too much and let’s send him all our stuffed bears so he can behead them instead of us.