*raises paw*

any one watching: Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief??

For those of you wondering, my husband, Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer and I are doing wonderfully. We've recently welcomed two children, Snap Bracelet and Sticker Earrings and we are just over the moon, me and my husband Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer. Life couldn't be better with him, my real life…

a google search has borne this new information:

With all these Kardashian/Jenners running around, can't just one of them become a teacher, social worker, nurse, painter or anything that makes our country a better or more cultured place?

Yeah it just seemed like a day to do laundry...

It would have been helpful if this was posted yesterday! my cats have been crying. I did the laundry today. My husband ate chicken.....we're fucked again.

Tofu the Wonder Beast. Had cardiomyopathy but lived to 14. Best. Cat. Ever.

Oh shit, did you just role out the guinea pigs?

Why do half the senior male cats I've seen have Russian names? Vassily, Vladimir, Mikhail. I love it!

I've noticed you never see a Seaman Recruit Whiskers or Private Chubbington. Cats rise rapidly through the military ranks. I suppose this is because of their natural instinct to engage in covert operations and kill targets.

She-Ra (tabby cat) loves donuts - and Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. Like: she sneaks up to my plate and tries to steal one, and she licks the plate where one had been, and licks my fingers after I've eaten one.

Watching people not understand how the Constitution and legal precedents work fills with me so much glee.

Correction, Kara, we're about to elect an ENTIRE STATE BALLOT of whackadoos. I mourn for my great state.