Over 25 years, and I know. I feel your shame.

True!

he had me, on Oct 31, 2010... Nuff said.

We would have awesome sex and he would pick out a terrible outfit for me and I would say "fuckit it's kanye west."

I have to put this somewhere and I may as well put this here. If I move by myself without any assistance, I am single.

(Kanye Shrug)

I have been accused, of being such a stupid stereotype, and it is my xmas list. And I have gotten some ugly elfinish stuff in the past, yo. Just pawned it to buy a hybrid car.

Elfinish looking jewelry that's fairly expensive, a vintage faux fur coat, A cruiser bicycle, a sparkly shoes, and a corny musical instrument. Also, an ironic tribute tattoo would be nice.

After living in Hong Kong, for Seven years, it all came to a head, about staying there, over voting. After you work and live there seven years, you are up for permanent residency. Which means essentially, you have all the rights of natural born citizen. You can work without a visa, you can hold property, it is easier…

My boyfriend is moving in me with me and my two cats. He is allergic to cats. How do I fight nature?

I have two.

I have no responses.

He shut it down, because I do not want to date. I mean like so I was supposed to roll up there and pay rent to have a boyfriend...Is that how people roll now...I am looking on craigslist but everything either no pets or crazy folk. My question mark is broken.

I need to secure a flat, or roommate situation before may 17th for me and my two cats.

I am moving from Hong Kong to New Orleans. I just found an apartment with a roommate. He is male and straight. He has already started asking me out. Son of a bitch.

Ms. Kitty is ready to roll.

Yeah, you know as I always say everybody loves black divorcee's.

Tell me about it. But optimistic.

I currently work in real estate, but I have taught in americorps twice once in nola, I have bartended, I can do clerical work. I went to Loyola University, I am responsible, i can be a waitress, I can handle computer programs. I am the only black real estate agent in Hk. I have great client references, and good …

Okay, my move to Nola is in progress currently packing boxes and looking for a job. I need a job so I can agree to taking this flat. Anyone knows of anything legal, not crazy, and stable... My question mark is broken. Let me know, my cats and I are counting down.