Poor Colettes, never win.

I really think that "opposite" marriage may be obsolete. I am in the middle of divorce while my same sex peers are planning weddings. The obstacles that have made their unions under fire and not legal, have their relationships stronger. Whereas, the ease to make my union legal made my spouse, take it for granted. Now…

Where is Kanye West? This is something for him to comment on.This needs his voice.

That is really petty.

I made ocean pie, today. Velveeta don't belong in a cake.

I love that baby. He knows his pie!

I hope there's tons of fucking sequins.

Those shoes were shittay. But, this is my mantra!

@CassandraSays: That dog is a wookie!

@deuteragonist: Word, I mean really this bish has been dickmatized. I hope that life is worth it for her.

Umm, I am sorry, this is bollocks. This woman must understand that modern women have come up the mountain the hard way. Some of the men of today are, soft. I can do minor car repair, computer repair, sew and design clothes, cook gourmet meals, and can be gainfully employed in a swath of countries. I want someone man…

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: hee hee hee! It was good too!

@tambot5000: They do look scary. I do not mess with live birds. I had to wring the neck of a chicken once as a child and asked to never go to the country again.

They were almost our national bird. a tasty one at that. I think if this had happened in Tx or La. Someone would have shot them and made a bbq or a gumbo. My first thought.

I love #I8mybling as a twitter topic. This is a great dirt bag. Soothing my crampy demeanor, as we speak.

@amywon: I miss pink hair.

@The-Reckless-Tongue: You would love, my soon to be ex husband, then. He is your camp. The nut.

@Aaron Martin-Colby: Word, you are if you go off on psycho rants when people ask you questions.

My girls from my neighborhood are still my girls. Middle, high, and college still cool... Elementary, nope.

@Gumbina80: Them hoes are good. I don't know what I miss more about America, Black Men or Tacos.