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Remember way back in season one, he said "my motto is 'I don't wanna know!' If I had a motto, that is." The less he knows, the less he has to lie about the shitty/illegal things the cabinet does.

It was dropped with near surgical precision and tact.

Her little "Thanks mom, I love you" as she walks out with her body double was both really sweet and really sad and messed up

"C U next Tuesday" I get it now!!

Never mind that he definitely didn't actually chop it XD

Teddy Roosevelt would be a hilarious Selena Meyer stand-in; all his macho posturing surely went over well with all his cabinet. "Where's Teddy, he's supposed to be signing a treaty with the Phillipines!" "Probably off fucking a bear somewhere." "Don't you mean hunting a bear?" "…No, I meant fucking."

I'm still waiting for an Amy-level blow up on her part, but I don't know if it will ever happen; she's been under her mother's thumb for far too long. Her consistently getting shit on without really seeming to care anymore is one of the funniest things on this show.

I was thinking of Andrew Jackson's infamous beating of members of Congress with his cane, Ol' Hickory, and his attempted assassin Richard Lawrence.

But the way that speech pivoted to him being some sort of anti-Meyer spokesman makes it doubtful that he'll do whatever she tells him to. Aw who am I kidding, it's Jonah; dude's backbone would bend under the weight of those dope(y) glasses.

I would pay to see a Veep-style show that butchers historical presidential politics.

"That's a good bit of constructive criticism there, Dan!" *swaps the star for the anarchy symbol*

It was actually "Literally nobody understands the economy!"
"Not literally…" (trails off)
Thanks, my autism.

Brian Huskey! That's who that is! I've been seeing him around for years but never knew his name. Between this and Preacher, he's become quite the scene stealer. "It's very much a '-gate'." Also, personal line of the episode: "Thank you, Kent's autism." XD

Hilarious how Gary is initially suspicious of Charles Baird, but immediately caves with the slight bit of attention Baird gives him

rofl I love how little of a shit Selina gives about those pesky Chinese hackers XD

I like to think that Dennis and Dan would be friends… No wait, that's not possible. They would hate each other with a burning passion, but it'd be really fun to watch them try and get along

Also, if Bran warged in to Hodor in the past, how could he double warg Hodor in the future? Maybe the Three Eyed Raven did it.

I disagree with Gus' reading of the disconnect between dream Bran and real Bran. At the beginning, Dream Bran could not "hear" the outside world, and therefore didn't know they were in danger; if anything, that added to the tension a lot for me, because Bran was even more defenseless than normal. Also, I was under the

The Raven went full Obi-Wan Kenobi; hope he comes back as a greensee ghost.

He definitely didn't know that would happen; although warging him in the first place was a dick move, although again it was only to get him to fight so they didn't die.