“We’re overcomplicating simple things.” - guy making a confusing cross-sport analogy

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

you go to a junior collenge

Naw

... and ou still sucks!

Stoops is definitely a dick.

It’s 3:29pm...

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Hard to pound beers playing that fast

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

Such an oddly hostile reaction to a joke.

Your taint gets tainted.

A scholarship to an SEC school.

Up your butt and around the corner

Big deal, I’ve seen him do the same celebration at the Golden Corral.

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

Yeah, well, more like Poop-Eater Mc Cafferty.