Ah bummer. Well hope to see you there someday! If you’re still in NJ find our NorEast .:R group on Facebook. We do the occasional BBQ around the Tristate.

Upgrading to Pilot Super Sports last year on my R32 was probably my quickest transformation mod as well. So much better.

the Type R will exclusivity come in Touring trim

Piggy is SO Jewish. I totally just realized it.

Are the Jackass movies considered comedy? I’d say the sequels are even funnier than the first, if you’re into asinine poop and fart jokes and seeing people hurt themselves - which I am.

It drives me absolutely batshit that this car doesn’t get a sunroof.

So, um, are you single?

I mean the 500 Abarth babied, so why wouldn’t this baby?

God I like this car, but God I hate that color. Beige would be more interesting.

Are you expecting this post to get you laid or something?

Is it still about as fast as a 1992 Chevy Cavalier?

Did you miss the entire part where this is essentially the new Passat CC?

Find a 70-year-old Fiat mechanic.

If you’re not blocking up the left lane, I’m not tailgating you.

And are you camping in the left lane like a cock while you do this?

lol saturn mercury pontiac

Because rule number one of the universe is that if it’s got a big bump, it’s got big power.

Everyone I worked with ensured me that I would need an upgrade after less than a year. 650cc was too little to be fun, they took great joy in telling me.

Chicks like this ALWAYS drive Altimas.