OH MY GOD THOSE GYM CLOSE-PARKERS ARE BAFFLING.

You shouldn’t talk about yourself that way. Smile.

China can also limit the number of Chinese students studying in the US.

I don’t hate the idea.

If he bought the E46 M3 he’d be doubly in the hole on repairs.

Honestly if they really wanted to earn my business they’d just send a team to wrap the seats in a new cow weekly. This car will be great for my head pool girl, though.

u mad libtard?

By the way, with one notable exception down in the FJM-style section below, I think I’ll be STICKIN’ TO SPORTS for a good long time, if that’s all right by you.

Well, until we get them, I don’t care.

OMG HOCKEY ON DEADSPIN YASSSSSSS

That dusty VHS of Stepmom will be very upset with you.

SURE DID.

So they can’t vote for a third party candidate, but they can’t leave it blank? I refuse to support either of these shitstains with my vote. Fuck you too.

How is that reasoning any different from “Well I’m a woman and Hillary is a woman, so I’m voting for a woman”?

Blame white people. Blame white men in particular

AMEN.

Honestly it’s people like you who blame everything on white people as if it’s become the next “Thanks, Obama” joke that led to so many people voting for this windbag.

It’s shit like this that led to him winning.

Well that hot take worked out about as well as your cooking career.

I will simply use this as a platform to ask WHEN THE HELL WILL WE GET ANOTHER BURNOUT GAME I’M HAVING WITHDRAWALS AHHHHHHHH