The fucktard with the Escort couldn’t even stop texting and driving when he’s being filmed. Good lord.

FAKE. Nobody was yelling WORRRRRLDSTARRRR.

Nothin like pink for a launch color.

Practice for the new Cirque de Soleil show.

Go back to fucking defunct Gawker where you belong.

The S-Class Coupe would like to have a word with you. If an 8-Series comes along it will surely be priced similarly to this car and its tiers.

I mean, I’ll give her at least $00,001 for it, so she’s a liar.

You’ve solved it. They’re actually making a front engined 911 and those 6 reverse gears will just become forward gears.

ok

I’ve already seen one in the wild

I’ve heard a couple anecdotes myself about Hilary having as much promiscuous sex as Bill back in the day.

Are we sure it wasn’t figuratively his idea?

Well at the moment I’m giving Equinox a try, and their own ads fat shame people. It was one of the big selling points for me actually.

It’s going to have some kind of a performance AWD system.

Normally food snobby posts get me too, but Subway fucking sucks, and every town with a Subway has 12 other places (deli’s, pizza shops) that can make you a better sandwich than Subway for pretty much the same price 10 out of 10 times.

Nah, the worst is the chick taking selfies, or the brodouche having a phone conversation on the elliptical with his weight lifting gloves on. Leave the fucking phone in your car.

I too had a manual M2 out at Lime Rock back in July.

Must you bring the Gawker bias into Jalopnik with hot takes on his surprisingly well mannered political tweet?

What should BMW do with electrics?