It’s like something from Ru Paul’s Gone with the Wind.

Bullshit old white people vote for a horrible film 

They usually end the In Memoriam with a clip of one of the bigger names on the list saying something poignant from an iconic role. Like a few years ago, when Leonard Nimoy died, they had a clip of Spock saying “I am now and always will be your friend.” I was really expecting them to end this year’s montage with Stan…

Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody
-Remember when we were alone in the bedroom,
and Purple Rain was in the VCR. Oh Man, we had
those moves down...and we lip-synced it like no other.

So why the fuck didn’t anyone tell us we could’ve
won an Academy Award for Best Actor for all that work.

Vice sounds like some movie dreamed up in a lab by scientists designing a film I would actively loathe to ever see.  I don’t care whatever dickhead Christian Bale gets up to in elaborate prosthetics,  I don’t need to see the lighthearted ha-ha treatment of fucking war criminal Dick Cheney.  Even the clips they showed…

Ebony and Ivory.  Living together in harmony.  

Yeah and Andrews’ response after the tribute was, “Thank you, so much, Stefani”. No “Lady Gaga” for her. Sort of like the one time that Mick Jagger interviewed John Lennon for a musical special, and Lennon started with, “Well, Michael...”.

Tonight’s Awards choices reminded me of the time
I used to eat bologna sandwiches smothered in both
ketchup and mayonnaise-on white bread.

And, you better leave soon.  Because once the Academy Awards closes, they start shooting a porno in here.

And, as expected, “Shallow” won best Song, so of course Lady Gaga does her hammy fake weepy OMG, I can’t believe it! I’m so emotional.. bit. Fine.

the Oscars continue to be irrelevant.

You shoulda deleted those tweets. 

Me was snubbed again!

Aren’t you forgetting How Green Was My Valley? Kids today, not know classics!

baseball in Florida involving a decaying fish. I’m in

Holy shit, that’s awesome.

Same with me. I know it’s weird to say this about someone I’ve never met, but I deep emotional love for her. I saw the film at 12. Which made me go read the book. This book had such an effect on my life as a teen girl. I identified with Ms. Angelou so much. She got me. I went through severe PTSD as a kid bcause of the…

pretending Jaylen Brown is so much better a prize than what was being offered that this fucking farce of a stretch run is totally worth it

As the cook people are doing this to. No we don’t love it. The last thing I want when I’m cooking a big meal for a large group is a bunch of rude assholes sticking their fingers in things. I nearly cut my aunt’s fucking finger off once because she couldn’t keep herself from shoving her hands into the roast I was at…

I like to think of God as race-less...but ALL the ArchAngels are Black Women... they’re the inspiration for the Dora Milaje! Loving you hard but fighting invisible forces aiming for you! And sometimes, just sometimes, they roll up juuuuusst when your legs are failing and give you a ride to get you where you need to to…