My habit of eating the best food last was having to eat boiled Brussels Sprouts as a kid. No way was I going to leave with that foul taste in my mouth.

Same for Ho-ho’s as a kid, my friend. The best were the ends.

As a child, I used to pour coffee over ice cream, but I haven’t done it for decades.

1 & 2. Same here, except that I don’t eat sugar anymore.

In Turkey, where pickled veggies of many kinds have a very long tradition of excellence, they actually sell the brine separately. Pickled beets are my fav, especially when pickled with oregano, and the vinegary brine is *so* good for you.

My understanding is that “tradition” is almost always nothing more than an excuse to keep acting badly and/or idiotically, and that not only are precious few of them worth a shit, the vast majority are actively detrimental to the establishment of peace and happiness for one and all.

Oh come on, my friend. It is up to us to shine our hearts the brightest for our neighbors in the face of the evil bastards that run the corporations and governments of the world, not to mention the vast sea of idiots and n’er-do-wells in our midst.

fuhgetaboutit

This utter work of art got my star. Well done, indeed, Sir!

Gay actor is a drama queen. That’s funny. As ironic as rain on your wedding day ;-)

Her punishment should have been to marry Lancelot ;-)

How? I went to UVA and I’ve personally known three women who were raped. And one guy who was falsely accused.

And, fun fact, the Lancelot character played the doctor in the Grenada Sherlock Holmes tv show from the 80s & 90s episode “The Resident Patient”.

“When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.”
— Merlin (from Excalibur)

Shit, dude, I believed that Rolling Stone UVA girl :-/

Actors are professional liars, my friend. Never underestimate that.

Actors really are professional liars so we should never be surprised that they are detached from reality.

“Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.” ;-)

Blackbird, my friend.

Mmm, bee spit.