How dare you, Sir!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
— Merlin

Well, those Skull & Bones guys keep their secrets for a reason.

Trick question. Everyone loses, especially the dumb fucks.

Let us not celebrate their deaths but that they have been brought to justice and are gone forever.

Hypocrisy and lying are core tenets of all truly evil people, my friend. It is the foundation upon which they dupe the ignorant masses of poors.

which will certainly end well.

But they miss rich white people with unfettered power who got away with everything before this pesky Age of Information dawned.

Yeah, I’ve been seeing that evil clown at the top of Google News for three days now with all the ‘heartwarming’ bullshit.

America has been that way since way before southern slaveholders were outnumbered by slaves. It is their modus operandi and identical to Nazism: they think they’re the ubermenchen.

Not even “I Love Lucy”?

Well, I hardly think she is on par with being a Nazi.

This is the only correct take.

I topped off my radiator with regular old water just before winter.

... “My brain is addled, I know.”

News flash: old white people are the worst.

There are simply very few cultural traditions on Earth in 2018 that are not just lame excuses for horrific behavior.

I thought that was Tim Meadows in light-face, then I thought maaayyyybe Robert Downey, Jr.

Becoming a member of any group of people that give each other preferential treatment over non-members (e.g. gangs, masons, KKK) is BY DEFINITION treating others worse. This is the methodology of animals, not human beings. Humanity is defined by universal cooperation, not competition. Anything less is quite literally…