I’d say the MBA’s primary job is justifying the existence of MBAs. Neither the truth, utility nor humanity will get in their way!

Nice shoes to wear while spitting on the poor.

When absurd hypothetical questions come up I like my friend from Lousiana’s saying, “If my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle.”

The “adults” all prioritize money over human beings.

*snort* Maybe you should switch to decaf ;-)

Your mouse button is dying; replacing my mouse immediately fixed my double post problem.

My wife and I love our kids so much that we put their needs before our own. That’s why we’re so happy and why we have a great relationship with them and between ourselves. That’s also why when we get the chance to do it, we do it well.

Your mouse button is on the fritz. It happened to me until I got a new mouse, then -- POOF! -- no more double posts.

Weird. I wonder why my comments are showing up in triplicate.

One cannot understand evil until one begins the path to perfection.

We must treat morality as the skill that it is — a skill that must be taught to us as children and then nurtured throughout our lives such that we transform our societies into moral cultures that care for all its members, even non-citizens.

what kind of psychopath wakes up and decides to throw concrete blocks off a bridge into traffic?

I’d say clowns “bumble”, if that makes any sense :-)

I said he wasn’t a clown, I didn’t say he wasn’t stupid.

Trump is not a clown, he is evil. There is a difference. Clowns do not calculate, lie and manipulate.

I know no one here wants to confront this, but the reality is that the memes that you let into your brain affect your future attitudes and actions.

Wealth -- which is the penultimate power in 2018's world -- is rarely used to such positive effect.

At least give Kanye his due that this made the world a less shitty place for at least one family.

It really comes down to the doctor, however. The OB/GYN that delivered our two kids was African-American and was absolutely wonderful start-to-finish. Both natural births and a complete success.

“That’s too bad. Oh look we have some formula right here. What a coincidence. Also the baby will prefer the formula after this so you might as well stock up.”