But I’m not the one “Mooing”, my friend, because I have perspective and live Groucho’s great line about not wanting to be a member of any club that would have me (well, not this one, anyway), even if I love sports and find a fair few of you really funny and occasionally insightful (very rarely the writers, though).

Oh, come on. You should hear people who haven’t achieved anything talk badly about successful people.

You know you’re on Deadspin, right?

No, Sir. Deadspinners are amateur intellectuals who are the kings of jealousy.

Do not look up The Joe Rogan podcast.

Your saying this in the comment section of Deadspin is telling.

With this comment section representing all the bile and jealousy of the wage slaves.

I really liked that piece you wrote some time ago, Giri, about how the cold-blooded murder of an Indian-American man by a hateful MAGA-hat motherfucker touched your life.