Magic had some of the fastest hands in the game on defense and even taught me how to play defense in hoops as a youth, “Look the player in the eyes because their eyes tell you where the ball is going.” He was also a 6' 7" point guard.

You never crap and fart once a day? Sounds unhealthy!

How the hell does a Bucs kicker missing 3 kicks in OTAs, on uprights less than half the size of regulation, become a story?

OK sure, but what if you’d be going from running your own business to being a cog in an already successful one?

As much as I dislike the two teams in the East semis, I’m going to have to root for them against Golden State, in the hope that Kevin Durant doesn’t win a title as a Warrior, and has to figure out some way to join the 1992 US Olympic team in an effort to win a championship.

None taken. My grandfather was a first class asshole.

NASCAR is criminally underrated on Drew’s list because of the BYOB factor. You can bring in a cooler up to a certain size (the geometry restrictions mean you can bring about 30 cans, plus ice) with whatever you like as long as you don’t have glass.

Kill yourself.

And the overwrought prose to match, interrupted briefly by a “because X” grating-Jezebel-commenter turn of phrase.

Haha, what is wrong with you?

OZINGA!

Right. And you and I are not their target audience.

generally coordinator jobs at ‘Bama tend to lead to HC gigs in power-5 conferences

Jokes are fun to tell!

This is a sincere question: is your personality as a writer a character, do you happily ignore reality, or are you really as huge of a hypocrite as you seem to be, or is it some combination of those?

Oh please. Everyone should be high wage? Baristas should be making 100k?

boooooooo

Suppose I am someone who wants to supplement my income by driving Uber in my free time. I am perfectly content with the current agreement.

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

So..... consensual porn on here is ok? I mean, once the ban on images gets lifted?