I recently broke my arm in a rock climbing accident. I was offered opiates 8!!!! times and when I was screened for drug use, and I told them I smoke weed and they tried to send me off with materials about quitting pot.

Politicians in 1990: “The drug crisis is caused by a breakdown in urban lawlessness and the lack of two-parent families. If these thugs were simply able to ‘just say no’ then they we wouldn’t be here giving more power to law enforcement and increasing the severity of our drug laws.”

If that’s callous, count me in. I audibly groaned whenever I saw commercials with fucking Chris Christie of all people and a white former heroin addict talking about this major health crisis.

Fuck the Met for doing away with the suggested admission fee while executive salaries go up and up. https://nypost.com/2018/03/03/met-rewards-execs-with-hefty-bonuses-despite-budget-deficit/

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

I have a friend like this. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her stay single for longer than two weeks at a stretch. We’ve been friends for 24 years (since we were 14) and she’s probably been single a grand total of four months in that time. The main result of her inability to stay single is that she convinces herself that…

I obviously don’t know your friend (as far as I know), but it’s been my experience that people who need to be in a relationship all the time tend to be uncomfortable being alone with their own thoughts.

Jared (and Ivanka) have been Democrats too but why let that get in your way when you can make millions and possibly billions accepting bribes?

The Kushner family is trash, just like the Trump family.

I’m pretty sure Jared’s father is a white collar crook. I think Josh is the black sheep.

Kennedy is responsible for three of the most important gay rights cases in US history. Had Bork been confirmed instead of him, gay sex and gay marriage would likely still be illegal.

I’m generally pretty eyerolly about karma and energy and that kind of shit, but this is absolutely relatable to me. It’s like meeting a friend’s new boyfriend, feeling vaguely disquieted but having absolutely no specific reason to speak ill of him...and then come to find out years later that he was an abusive,…

But, on the bright side, we’ve managed to make #metoo about putting women on the spot and make them uncomfortable in fun new ways. It was the natural endgame.

He’s on the virtual #metoo list, together with alleged sex criminals like Weinstein, Cosby, Spacey etc. and from what these 3 women have to tell, he simply doesn’t belong there. He most likely will be shunned by the literary community and his career might be over and all because he propositionend women in the literary…

I have enjoyed the take-down of so many predators so far, but I have to agree with you here. For example, I’d like to read the details of how things “ended up badly” in that third case before putting Alexie in the same predator category. He could very well be one, and I won’t suffer in any way if he goes down the…

First woman: he asked for a kiss, accepted a no and later apologized

For all the stupidities of her Twitter persona, even if her only legacy is the “American Bitch” episode of “Girls,” Dunham is a good TV writer and should continue to work.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

He’s one of those famously intense actors who’s very low-key and relaxed in the interviews, or at least he was with Colbert recently. It’s kind of disorienting.

Are you serious? If you’re struggling to make rent, YES.