Trevor Noah let Maria off the hook last night on his show and I hated every moment of that interview.

I catered private events a couple of years back and I was paid either a flat event rate of 150 or $12.50 an hour. $10-15 is pretty standard for event catering.

ONE MORE TIME PEOPLE

Adopted dad? I think he was her biological father?

“ But I feel so sorry for his wife and son, who are good, good people. Very loyal to him, and that says something about Roger.”

Hmm wonder if she’ll use the affluenza defense.

I think it’s because he bleached his eyebrows.

Fetishize black men.

Christian Bale’s latest metamorphosis proves that weight gain or weight loss can transform some individuals into completely different people. To my eyes, the man pictured above is literally unrecognizable as Christian Bale.

I thought she meant that she was one of those women who scheduled C-sections to avoid pain, poop, labor. That was a very common—and practice around the time she had her kid.

I think she may be projecting some jealousy that the Kardashians have more success and longevity.

wait, so being called a feminist is more offensive than being called a ho?

I pay someone $15 an hour to clean my house once a week for two hours. Vacuum, mop, clean the bathrooms, kitchen, dust. Sometimes she stays and we clean the fridge or the pantry or do the windows. I should mention that I’m disabled and not able to do a lot of these things myself. It’s the best money I spend all month.

I would do my own laundry because I don’t want anyone else to see my dirty underwear, but I would turn over the rest of the cleaning to someone else.

Or running the washer right before you go out to run errands, and knowing it’s ok if the cycle ends a little before you get home. It’s so freeing.

Looks like psoriasis to me (I say this as someone who has had it)

It looks like psoriasis or something similar

it looks like psoriasis, I have it and that is pretty much what my right leg looks like, I give her props for giving zero fucks and wearing a skirt, I’m often WAAAAY too self conscience, but I guess if you just stole Ben Affleck from Jennifer Garner you’re probably feeling pretty good about yourself....

It’s psoriasis. I’ve got it too only I haven’t worn a skirt or shorts in years. Good for her for not letting other people’s opinions and uneducated guesses stop her.

It kinda looks like she has psoriasis. Not shaming, just observing.