*Real lawyer. Thank you.

Did you ever stop to think you’re now being trolled? Or, is that to meta for you, Jared?

Well, I see you haven’t stated you weren’t a pedophile. Interesting.

Nope, go fuck yourself.

All you’ve done is make baseless assertions. Your point?

Really? So, if I called you a pedophile, you’d what... just accept it?

Actually, the person that criticized me was quite sexist. As are you for assuming that I’m a male. See, we can all play the victim game.

Oh, I totally agree about being desperate. If you don’t have leverage, then negotiations aren’t going to go that well. In my firm, an associate’s girlfriend got a job at a big law firm in town. It was her first job post-graduation, she was searching for 6+ months, they offered her a nice salary, and she took it. That…

Really? So, it’s some how benefitted her that she’s never negotiated her salary, her cable bill, her literally anything?

I’ve been trying to explain this mentality to my mother, a baby boomer, who always just took what she was offered. I did just what was explained with my cable bill, I negotiated my mortgage, my insurance, basically anything I can.

I actually think that might be better than laws specifically making it illegal with punishments up to and including chemical castration and death.

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Yeah, but the OP to my comment stated $20 in taxes per year. Sure, that’d be true if your property was worth $1,000.

That’s a ridiculous deal, but probably one most people aren’t willing to make. I’d imagine, in order to pay only $51/month in taxes you have to a) live in a shoebox; b) live in a fly over state; c) be lucky to live in a state with no property tax; or d) some combination of the above.

That interest rate calculation is only accurate for the first half of the loan. The amount of interest you pay changes on a monthly basis as you eat into the loan.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA, taxes $20 a month. That’s so naive it’s almost sweet.

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No.

A solidly first world affliction, tending to coincide with middle class socioeconomic backgrounds.

It’s not only that, but I was sitting around with my best friend’s son one day while he was watching cartoons. There was a cartoon where broccoli was the bad guy. Kids are literally being indoctrinated against vegetables by the cartoons they watch.