I have lived in Texas most of my life.
There is never in water in that creek and there is a Wal-Mart next to it.

Did your even read the article? It has nothing to do with Donald Trump.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

Finally, people will be able to make valid arguments that Kaepernick sucks.

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

Since when does the losing team take a knee?

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Step away from the keyboard, Vivek. STEP BACK!

True story: a distant family member matched with him on Tinder and he sent a car from Boston to New York to pick her up.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

During Robert Swift’s rookie year with the Sonics, I scotch-taped a printout of his face to an inside-out Miami Dolphins shirt and wrote in sharpie “Robert Swift for President” then mailed it to him.

Particularly frustrating that so many well-meaning, progressive people seem to define racism purely in terms of attitudes and language rather than structural economic forces. You can’t solve this by yelling at people for using problematic language on Twitter. But that stuff sucks up such a huge portion of the…

I WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE GOTHS WILL PAY FOR IT! -Emperor Trumpicus Maximus 416 C.E.

Yeah I’m sure he’s going to have a hell of an awful time finding some grade A piece of tail to scrump tonight.