Dude she was walking down the sidewalk, and the cops were trying to clear the street, so actually she wasn't in their buffer. Also the fact that there are multiple people walking the same sidewalk right before and after makes it look really bad. Quit being a fucking hardo who thinks that cops are never in the wrong.…

I agree that deadspin was not very witty about there usage of gook here. It wasn't really clever or funny, especially from a site who so often is PC policing people on twitter. But Colbert pretty much added absurdity to absurdity to begin with, and that's more what my comment was directed towards.

It helps to point out the original absurdity though. It's pretty much the entire point of satire.

anyone can call anyone anything they want. That doesn't mean it's no one elses business and we don't get to form our own opinions about it. Freedom of speech protects you from being arrested (or I should say jailed, because a cop can totally arrest you for going up to them and saying fuck you on disturbing the peace…

I wish we were friends. hahaha

Just like how you've been robbed of the truth....... man.

chick who died at electric zoo had ingested almost a gram of Molly, which is like 10 doses. If you take 10 tabs of LSD you will have some serious issues as well.

find a dealer who will let you test their shit before you buy and yes it is. If your dumb and just ingest what the drug dealer at the rave gave you then no its not. But LSD isn't LSD anymore either if you just ingest whatever the drug dealer at the rave gave you.

I know WTF, Molly should win take the whole cake. Nothing but happiness and confidence for hours, while LSD lasts to long, and can be a realliy terrible time. It's a new drug though, people over 35 never did Molly while they may have done acid, and it's sketchy as fuck cause it's near impossible to tell if you…

Thats why I don't like LSD. It lasts for too long, for the first 5 hours I'm loving it and having all these awesome epiphanies, and for the next 2 or 3 it's like "ok brain these epiphanies are now contradicting the ones I just had, and I can't focus on anything for more than 5 seconds before a new wave of thoughts…

Whiskey is very similar. It's all about what label is on the bottle.

The term Cinderella doesn't come from her underdog status though. I think the comparison is that she came out of no where, and wowed everyone. But ultimately the clock struck midnight on her and she didn't win the prize of the night (the prince's hand/the NCAA championship). She still left a lasting impression on…

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Thanks for proving my point about OSU fans quickly.

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Ahhh an extreme oversite. I'm on the western half of the big ten and they are the far east so I have not had to experience their fans first hand as much as the OSU and UM horde.

Michigan fans are close to the ND Duke territory of thinking they are somehow doing what everyone is else is doing in a more traditional and classier way. Exclude them and OSU fans and Big Ten fans arn't all that bad.

How is this statement untrue? I'm not trying to troll, I'm literally interested in how it is not true. Men and women do often times have different bone structures, and body types. I don't understand how having your dick cut off/put on will change that. You can still tell even the prettiest of transexual men and women…

All of what you say is true, aside from "If he got a DUI there is a good chance he has a drinking problem." I speak from the experience of being a naive dummy 21 year old who had 3 beers and thought I could drive home, got pulled over for having an obstructed license plate and got a DUI. I understand your point in…

I will never understand why you coasters hate the Midwest so much, there is a lot of cool shit in the other 99.9% of the country that doesn't have an ocean next to it. Learn to enjoy nature and your fellow (wo)man a little bit, and the Midwest has some of the coolest things and nicest people you'll ever find. I…