conkersquirrel
Conker the Squirrel
conkersquirrel

Well, shit. I'm actually up there!

Why delete my comment?

People always report on this stuff expecting some kind of change.

Because it's time to stop developing games for PS3. Unless they do it like Mordor, it's just going to hold the PC and PS4 versions back.

Remaster, port; I don't care. I just want to play it at a higher framerate and without that distracting letterbox technique they used to optimize the game.

Just give me a damn PS4 port of the first game and I'll literally have no reason to play the new one.

Even though I preordered just one, yes. It got cancelled.

The pain is real. :(

"If they're so smart, how come I haven't played the game in over a month?"

Wow, said no matter-of-factly.

You didn't do it for profit, so it's all good.

Not enough B-roll footage and upbeat background music.

That doesn't stop them.

All it takes is one slip up from them and one gun from a vigilante.

Honestly, makes me wanna punch a sammich or two out of my wife.

Fffffuuuuuck yooooooou.