conkersquirrel
Conker the Squirrel
conkersquirrel

Wow, so much for commenting on Kotaku. Officially back in the grey!

...meh.

Haha. Yes, yes I do.

So you’re saying the journalism on all Gawker sites is shit, then? Because if Kotaku is their greatest example, well...

I love that subreddit. Honestly, most Gawker Media websites bring it upon themselves when they have such stupid people writing for them.

Game looks fun. You can disagree with me, but you’d be wrong.

Kill yourself.

Whoosh.

Nice save.

This was a terrible video.

So? That’s the past, this is the present.

No, it is. It’s been confirmed countless times.

Seeing as the game doesn’t cast any shadows most of the time, it’s hard to tell.

So... the two moons never move? Are they locked in rotation with the planet?

Considering the main guy behind Phantom Pain is getting fucked sideways by Konami, I’m not contributing to any problem.

I’m pirating on PC and buying second hand on PS4. They aren’t getting any of my money.

Sorry, can’t hear you over my Ricky Rat VHS tapes.

Sorry, not even close.

Way too good to look real time? Oh, that’s fucking hilarious. If that’s the case, the cutsenes in Killzone Shadowfall, Crysis 3 and The Order: 1886 will blow his goddamn mind to the point of therapy being required.

Porn please.