Indeed. The telltale sign of a “narcissistic sociopath” is *checks notes* stridently advocating for general welfare-enhancing policy change.

Let it never be said that Bernie Sanders is anything but a narcissistic sociopath. 

Seems like an agile, competent group like the EU should be able to handle this very easily. I predict perfect results.

To reassure Gen Z readers that anyone older than them is irrelevant?

But with the SNL alum in the role, Pete comes across like a dopey sitcom dad from the start—how far, you wonder, can he really fall in the estimations of his family?

So this isn’t about those studio musicians who made the Monkees’ music?

I just assumed this was a value threat against History’s Greatest Monster, Jimmy Carter.

I think we all know what REALLY happened...

Clearly Mr. Peanut was close to uncovering who killed Jeffery Epstein

Given the proximity of the Super Bowl, it’s probably some “faked death” brand stuff gimmick. Either that, or the Friends of Mr Peanut are going to go back in time, gather the Five Primordial Peanut Seeds from throughout history, and then use the power of the Peanut Cane to resurrect him in the final ad.

To be replaced with Poochie

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

It will be Mx. Peanut, the first gender non-binary peanut-based mascot.

That point has absolutely nothing to do with the makeup of the congressional districts those particular people come from. Women of color are probably the most important constituency of the Democratic coalition, and dismissing Sanders’ supporters as angry white men is bullshit when he has plenty of prominent supporters…

*Too many centrists blame him.

I don’t necessarily disagree with everything she says but the argument that Sanders and Trump are two sides of the same coin is ridiculous. Also, this seems like pettiness and sour grapes. 

The constant erasure of women and poc that support Sanders is really interesting to watch. 

Real tough blow for the Sanders campaign that one of the least popular public figures in America might not go out campaigning for him. 

Remember when her campaign leaked photos starting the whole "secret Muslim" thing? Can she just... not? What is this even hoping to accomplish? If she couldn't be president, no Democrat ever will?