How many Oscars did he win playing Larry david on Seinfeld?

And mind you it's a reference to the white Male leads story arc in the first one. Like LF is such an argumentative fuck he is calling a director a misogynist for giving a woman the same theme in a movie that a man had in the original. 

Yes. It almost literally was

The mystic turtle is the only reason to read

At least the book was just as huge in scope. If we arent venturing to space with talking animals I’m not taking almost 3 hours of my life to watch your movie.

This is terrible, I thought the massive success of the first one would mean going full King this time around. All I want is a talking turtle dammit!

That was your take from this story?

Wwhich ironically is exactly what you would expect a janitor in Boston to think is profound

That’s my biggest wish for the series. They keep the accents of the actors. Darth Vader sounded like he was foghorn leghorn and chewbacca sounded like Ozzy Osbourne

Dudebros who still think its 2006. "I think God doesnt exist and that fighting in the middle east is bad that makes me a liberal; despite being as racist as David Duke and being a misogynist"

I love how diligence is something only journalists can do now. Marc Maron admits openly to just browsing the guests wikipedia 10 minutes to figure out what to ask. And that is usually enough. Like this allegation is pretty much the only significant thing on Casey's page too. Is doing literally a 5th graders worth of…

Jimmi isn't fat enough. You need someone that looks like a game show host. I know you personally dont even think NBCexists. But it did in fact let Trump host a TV show for 9 years. You cant do that if people dont want to watch you.

Eexactly this is like people whining because their team won the super bowl but it was in overtime instead of a clear victory. Him staying would have fucked over his state and led to him being replaced with someone from the GOP. Frankin was also supposed to be on the committee when kavanaugh was being questioned too.…

His state was becoming a battleground state. Basically by sacrificing himself he turned it blue.

I really hope there is a time skip in-universe. Like hes the only one that remembers that Russians are evil and this season is all about everyone treating him like hes crazy when Barry is a nice guy now and president of Russia and then the season finale is him doing something crazy like hijacking an election and…

Fascist? All the superheroes are owned by a megacorp that in the comic was inspired by Amazon. Unless you believe Jeff Bezos is the closest thing to Hitler in the US in 2019. The heroes aren even close to fascist. They're more a shining example of neo-liberalism. Which makes Karl Urban Bernie Sanders

That is oddly low. 40 years ago you could donate $1000 but that was a months worth of minimum wage post tax.

They do have control over what is advertised you fucking retard. It's what their union was for

I personally hoped the answer was Scientology. In fact I hope they pull a GOT and in the series finale we realize that this is the story she is telling children in a Scientology dystopia about how awful America was before they accepted the true religion and she sends the kids to get e-metered

So no one is going to call out that its spat instead of spit? They pay editors $100,000 at this company, they dont work weekends and apparently dont do any actual work on the weekdays either.