cause her brothers were too dumb for the job - Daddy Huckabee

And as for you, Mr. Moonves, in spite of the fact that I was raised to be a proper Southern female, and with your acknowledgement that I have never, in my life, spoken a single cross word to you, despite the way you treated me, may I simply say, channeling my finest Julia Sugarbaker delivery: “Go fuck yourself!”

his entire family just blends into that beige sofa

his entire family just blends into that beige sofa

welp 

welp not quite “nothing”

pretty much anything with claims of being a “cure all” or some new fad/elimination diet/supplement should be given significant side eye

but at least he tried /s

WTF is up with his tie?

not sure about acne but it’s not great for cardio health:

can’t win with Faux news: one minute they are going off about “hollywood liberal elites” to appeal to their trumpkin viewers (even though they themselves are millionaires propping up other millionaires) and the next, they’re talking shit about someone doing a regular job as basically being failure...

“That’s the nub of this whole story.”

“That’s the nub of this whole story.”

“That’s the nub of this whole story.”

“That’s the nub of this whole story.”

“That’s the nub of this whole story.”

“That’s the nub of this whole story.” 

scabies more likely

In the recent version she has a pain issue that needs surgery (they can’t afford) and has been hoarding and popping opiods so my guess is she ODs...

Louis CK has balls and isn’t afraid to show them