he’s a horrible horrible person and is one of those guys who truly doesn’t deserve anything good... but yes, he’ll win this fight.

Jones has really become a guy I love watching but can’t cheer for. His fights are always amazing but he really has been such a gigantic piece of shit outside the cage that I can’t watch him win (and he will win).

Jones is a dopehead, a cheater, and a woman abuser, but absolutely, so great to have him back in the UFC. Thank God.

Maybe watersports.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

Couldn’t have happened to a better fascist. Fuck Manny.

Pacquiao was robbed, but fortunately for Horn, robbing is one of the few crimes that Pacquiao hasn’t recommended hanging someone.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving asshole. Hopefully I never have to see that disgusting creature known as Pac ever again.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

I blame Tesla for calling something “Autopilot” when it is in fact, just adaptive cruise control that keeps you centered in the selected lane.

When I was a kid, being able to finish a layup with either hand off of either foot was some sort of weird amazing circus trick that happened by accident. Nobody practiced it. Nobody in the NBA even did it except, again, as a desperation accident.

Now tied for the record in consecutive title defenses at Heavyweight

I imagine you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.

This is an article about Real Madrid, how they compete with the best player in the world, and Ronaldo is mentioned once, 427 words in (and in a sentence alongside James), and never again.

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

I was first exposed to Alex Jones years ago in the film Waking Life and I watched that movie over and over again, usually with the help of some type of hallucinate. I was mesmerized by his speech, thinking he “really got it.”

So, they put her on speaker and made a video of the conversation. They intentionally mumbled the word “consensual” in a blatant attempt to trick her into saying something exculpatory. Bros over hos, AMIRITE?