All this Midweek Madness and I still have no idea how and why Lil Mama ended up on stage with Jay-Z and Alicia Keys.

@bluebears: I think people just want an excuse to use the word besmirch. I mean, can football ever be besmirched?

@sassyredhead: Yes, indeed he did. And I was struck by how not-so-outraged the commentators were. But I was glad it happened - it brought balance to the whole deal.

Am I the only person who saw Roger Federer swearing at the umpire last night?

@pmarble: it was that Dickweed commentator and I was just shocked. Cougar? Really? she's 17 and he's 16! And you are creepy

That image 10 is totally incriminating. That most definitely is Lindsay... wait... what is this on my left wrist? And in my right hand? Oh... no...

@sarrible: I too swear by the Shock Absorber sports bras. I also go to Amazon because sometimes there are specials. I have run many many miles in this bra with minimal chafing (none if I use bodyglide) and I'm a DD. LOVE THEM!

@clevernamehere: I feel as though I am going to pass out when I put one on

Serena is my goddess. I worship at her altar.

People are getting all complicated about what defines gender and hormones and chromosomes but what about:

@LaComtesse: Yesterday I read some pieces claiming that it is rather racist. Is that true?

@elephantshoes: Paint me colour-blind, but I was thinking the same thing. With maybe a touch of red mixed in.

@LawFairy: Well, you have not been watching CSI Miami then. EVERYONE knows that crime can only be fought in white pants, tops with plunging necklines and stilettos. *rolls eyes*

I should be reading the Madness but all I can think about is the pain of a paper cut on my genitals and why i was stuffing my pants with paper.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: I hear that. When I babysit ONE kid for a friend, I recover with a drink.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: If it's affiliated with the Church of England, isn't cake always an option?

@MissFiFi: no, but you might be able to hang with "the most interesting man in the world" who lives vicariously, through himself.

@AvgElitist: comfortable shoes? non yeast-infection-inducing pants?

@MissFiFi: I'm sure freedom of speech includes freedom of egging

@MizJenkins: No, not at all, because he's still an ass.