@Allan Drake: Oh sometimes I really regret being able to read Disemvowelled

Amen, Solange. Vagina Power!

@sportz.star: I was talking to the boyfriend and mentioned the birthers and he said "who's Bertha?"

@GeorgeFayne: OMG, those are the extra fingers non-Americans have. That's where they are hiding them; with his fake birth certificate.

@dreamweave: I mean, see how that shadow falls across the page, real birth certificates don't have shadows.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: You are probably a Muslim-Kenyan-Future-President. Why are you holding yourself back? Better start campaigning for 2012!

Oh Tito Jackson, I see how you ended up appearing to be the normal one. You just retreated into your parallel universe. No drugs, no beatings, and glimpses of Michael as he darted around like Tinkerbell, avoiding the wrath of Daddy Joe.

@Dodgergirl: 6, at least. This guy talking about Sotomayor vs. the second amendment is under the same impression, apparently.

Okay, so the pro-life woman who, by virtue of her organisation is a lack of impartiality, is lecturing on the importance of impartiality?

No, no, David Cone, I swear I just got something in my eye. It has nothing to do with anything you have said. There's no crying in Baseball!

@Dodgergirl: I posit that he was blinded by identity politics. What was this dream nonsense when he spoke so freely of race!?

@GeorgeFayne: I second that and follow with an - I only recognise her douchebaggery

hey Senator Graham - I don't care how nice you are trying to be to Judge Sotomayor, I still think you are an obnoxious, condescending ass!

@Elizabth_Bennet: You know what made me feel a little better about this? This little tidbit of information from the NYT:Ms. Chavez was forced to withdraw from consideration to become Labor secretary during the administration of former President George W. Bush, after disclosures that she had housed an illegal…

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh my, sorry. Perhaps I should have put a little /Sarcasm tag at the end of mine too.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Thank you so much for that incredible insight. I had no idea the Irish were in other professions. I wonder if there are any of these Irish right here where I work. But before I try to find out, please tell me - how does one talk to the Irish? How does one safely approach them?

You know what's undignified? The slowing down of the music. Like someone ever thinks - I would dance but music is so damn fast these days.

Ask the plumber what he's doing lying on the ground

@superwoman: But that just doesn't roll off my tongue! Don't make me actually try! I mean seriously, next you'll be trying to get me to say Sotomayor correctly.

@LindsayC: I made you a comprehensive exam, but I ated it.: As a New Yorker, I now firmly believe "childish" is a prerequisite for being in government.