@SylvanSylph: I know, right. Emotions, who wants THOSE?

Oh and if you are young and don't have Horrible Wrinkles(TM) then you need them to keep away the frown lines. Those just make you look angry.

Violet to mom, Jennifer Garner: OMG, No mom, not those pants mom! They're waaay too busy. The focus is the coat - get it together!

@Ailatan: Steroids. I mean, look at those pecs.

@thatgirlmay: Okay, she didn't just lift, she played around with and chatted and posed. And, well, I just... Well.

@cellydevil: I'm sure his Granny Smith won't be too happy with him.

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Hear! Hear! Mmm... MMmm Good.

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: And what the hell is an "oozing pumpkin" anyway? That Jason Whitlock needs to change where he shops for food. Oh, but that's the least of the things he needs to correct.

@EKane: You see: Stars they ARE just like us!

@shorty63136: oooh I don't know... Think they're cute enough yet?

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: And anything that stands a chance at protecting the eyes is oh, so pricey!

@bluebears: Seriously. That whole heart in the head and heart in the crotch thing made me want to run like the wind. Or break my TV.

Young man, you may think you're grown but you're never to grown for me to give you a good spanking

@AthertonMerriweather: And not just Coca-Cola but Coke Zero because it tastes just like regular Coke

@Triphena: Please send that memo to the soon to be SyFy channel?

@girlrobot: It keeps you from looking at her titles.

I have one word for you - diamonique.

She has to do all the other ads to pay for the personal assistant to lead her around when Latisse makes her blind and orange-eyed.

@monkeydance: Except that it leaves sprite & 7up in the dust and is an awesome mixer with Vodka

I was trying to collect money from family and a relative in UK suggested that I get people to send it to me by phone. BY PHONE? I was shocked. We don't do that here in New York. I can't even transfer money to someone else who has an account at the same bank without having to do brick and mortar!