I don’t know if you watch the news but we have much, much worse in Congress. And by resigning she showed that she has a conscience.

Does Elon’s boot taste better than a normal boot because he’s rich, or does it taste the same as all the other boots you’re prone to licking?

I dunno, “rich guy drives truck missing a number of important safety features on public roads, promptly runs over child-size object” seems like it’s of interest. Heck, that someone’s driving around this weird-ass prototype is of interest.

Not true. Duncan Hunter held on to his seat while still having an affair with a staffer AND being under indictment. Only when his wife turned on him and cooperated with the Feds did he plea guilty - and even then, he is not resigning until the end of the month, Just get out of here with that nonesense.

Didn’t happen. Not long after that headline the tabloids started reporting that Markle spends more than Kate ever did. It’s all bullshit.

Agreed. Had kate spent anything near that amount, the queen would doubtless have put her firmly in her place and wouldn't hesitate to downgrade any allowances. This is just the tabloids having a pop at kate, because she's a commoner who dared to become a royal. 

“Phil, your granddaughter in law Kate spent a millionpounds in a single shopping spree.”

It’s a commonly repeated rumor, but even in the tabs the “spree” wasn’t a single shopping day. Instead, it was how much Kate has reportedly spent on wardrobe and “upkeep” (hair, makeup, spa treatments, personal trainers, etc.). But again, the only place you’ll find the £1 million total is in Tabloid articles that…

I promise you that her WH staff does not have an easy time. Even if they don’t have as much to do as other staffers, there is nothing about Melania that strikes me as being “good to the help.”

She’s actually not that bad. Some of her Inside Amy Schumer sketches are good. Idk why men on the internet have such a hate boner for her. I honesty find her funnier than Chappell and his new “trans people suck, AMI” bit.

This is a very good point. I read the whole quote a couple of years ago and was shocked that my understanding of what he said was pretty much completely wrong. In context it’s still pretty goofy but they’re both clearly joking around, and it seems like there’s a good bit of humor in their relationship. I’ve certainly s…

When I first read the actual transcript, I couldn’t believe how benign and relatable it is compared to the urban legend it’s become.

My pet theory is the Queen is trying to outlive Charles and pass it directly to Will.

Does Millie Bobbie Brown look different? Let’s see, did you, Joan Summers, look different between the ages of 11 and 15? But sure, let’s speculate. And invite others to, as well!

Considering The NY Times has an icon they use specifically to denote this practice, I don’t know how anyone could think it was unique to Trump. 

As did Captain America!

Indiana Jones punched nazis. Just sayin

That set was HILARIOUS.

Always appropriate. Sadly, the Dead Kennedys remix got deleted from YouTube for “bullying.”

It is a shame that too many people on the wrong side of history will never really get their comeuppance (I am an athiest and don’t believe in karma; bite me. I am also using “karma” technically incorrectly but I’m not a Sanskrit scholar so fuck it).