Aperol is gross.
Confrontingtheseassholes
confrontingtheseassholes
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
Total dick move if the bar is remotely busy! Also, Titos is *the worst* vodka out there. Whyyyyy is it so popular??!?
Spoiler alert: it did not exist!
All evidence to the contrary... “Anyway you’re so beautiful. Anyway you are hilarious”
You are either a) very naive b) very stupid or c) VERRRRY full of shit.
Seriously, dude. Seek. Help.
I can’t stop laughing!
Feel better real soon!
Read this as postnasal...thanks seasonal allergies!
That ridiculous smirk on her face as she said “...I would bring up Congresswoman Ilhan Omar...” was infuriating.
Single? You don’t say...
100% with you. Noosa is *disgusting*. They were pushing it outside North Station in Boston a year (or two?) ago. Took one bite of an ‘apple pie’ and one bite of a ‘blueberry’ and said NEVER AGAIN, NOT EVEN WHEN IT IS FREEEEEE!
Ew, whyyyy did i just look up a picture of Keith Raniere? Now i know he looks like a bargain basement Michael Chabon and this knowledge is going to haunt my dreams.
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I am a reading this in a the Steve Albiniesque a fake Italian.
Gah, but then you’re cheering for Michigan State. GO BLUE!!!
Thank you for the much needed laugh!
You don’t ride the subway, do you?
I’m *almost* not sure what offends me more—that they’d deny this young man’s request OR that Latta Public Schools superintendent Cliff Johnson doesn’t seem to understand the word “decorum”. Yikes.