I would tap that but he must NEVER be allowed to speak or meet any of my friends.

I came to Buffy late since I didn’t have a TV through most of the 90s. One day I saw an episode on a hotel television (Spike and Drusilla’s first story arc) and I was instantly hooked. I bought my first TV just so I could watch Buffy. When I moved to NY in 2001 I made friends with anyone who had cable so I could go to…

The absolute physical beauty of so many of the actors is the only thing I didn’t love about Moonlight. Almost everyone in that movie was practically a supermodel and it occasionally threw me out of the narrative. I thought Naomie Harris was especially unreasonably attractive considering the abuse the character was…

Just remembered another one. One night I was at a lesbian bar in Toronto with some friends and it turned out that the guy I had had a crush on for years worked there as a busboy. A waitress brought me a drink and said it was from him and we were off to the races. I ended up going to his place after he got off work…

Story 1: On the way back from a field trip in high school, my friend and I decided that we should get drunk on the bus. Because he looked old enough to purchase alcohol (it was in Canada where the drinking age is 19) my friend was sent to buy the liquor. He came back with a bottle of Amaretto and two very large…

My sister, who was about 8 at the time, was taking a dump and noticed part way through that there was something hanging out of her butt that would not come out and which appeared to be moving. Eventually, she had to manually remove it, at which point she discovered that she had a live tapeworm segment in her hand. My…