confidentmediocrewhiteman
ConfidentMediocreWhiteMan
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I see what you did with that photo, David.

I am sharing this to find the last few remaining Problematic White Dudes on my social media. Then blocking them when they inevitably argue about it.

Could you imagine the group of people it would take for him to actually be the smartest person in the room?

In response to the primary challenge, Frey said, “I’m sorry it went down like this, someone had to lose. It’s the nature of the business.”

And he lost his license.

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For anyone who may doubt that the Russians wanted to interfere in our elections, and got exactly what they wanted, let me tell you that this has worked out better for them than their wildest dreams.

I think that I get the joke, but I have a feeling that the actual joke is on us.

but it does appear to be more of a joke he’s incapable of delivering vs. a trial balloon of omnipotence.

If Section 4 of the 25th Amendment does not apply to Donald Trump, I really am not sure to whom it would apply.

This is what really makes me feel like I have gone insane.

Does anyone really think that Bolsonaro is really going to allocate the proper resources to fight this?

I think that I get what he is trying to say, but he absolutely says it in the most “elderly guy who is starting to forget his words” kind of way... which means that he will absolutely poll well with aging farmers in middle swing states.

If Jesus can rise, why can’t the intimacy between the second best Hemsworth and the twerking Cyrus?

If you look at the history of gun control legislation in the U.S., it becomes apparent he last thing that they want is “liberals” arming themselves, like the Black Panther party did.

Unfortunately, this is a fact not denied by Mr. Perry.

Well, the man did get a “D” in a college class called “Meats,”... so, yeah.

I am pretty sure that this officially makes us the “bad guys.”

A competent evil regime would have put this rule change into effect BEFORE breaking the law.