confessionsofanalmostlawyer
ConfessionsOfAnAlmostLawyer
confessionsofanalmostlawyer

By any chance do you have a lot of vacation pictures with Satan and some kids?

Satan is a buzzkill. Every time he talks to me, it’s something like “Take out the frickin’ garbage, already!” or “If you don’t mow the lawn this weekend it’ll just be twice as tall and twice as hard next weekend!”.