I feel like the only appropriate appearance based joke can be something really generic.

Re-homing the kid is absolutely the right thing to do, but it’s the right thing to do because this lady did not do a good job of evaluating how hard it would be to care for the kid and she adopted a kid she should never have adopted in the first place. And yes, that can and does happen to people who are giving their…

Washington and Jefferson had slaves and were white supremacists, but it seems like maybe they are a bit different than Columbus.

To me, it was a satirical way of pointing out that blackface existed while acknowledging that this particular instance wasn’t it. However, it can be argued that the presumed message didn’t land due to the particular line they uttered.

“It’s time to stop fighting the propaganda wars of the 20th century,” you say, while...continuing to fight the propaganda wars of the 20th century, when US efforts towards the domestic left were explicitly focused on fostering a sort of “pox on both their houses” equivalence between wildly inequivalent powers.

This is peak Allen, TX.

It’s time to stop fighting the propaganda wars of the 20th century.

Dick Cheney is alive and wearing a mask.

the naked political contradictions she represents: how could you scold black men about their “unsolicited opinions” and misogyny yet go about supporting, promoting, and hailing a white man with a reputation for being creepy towards women, and pretty much not taking black women seriously (Anita Hill?)

He was so good for so long. Even deep into his 30s, he could still dominate games, and even in his 40s, he could still show flashes of brilliance and occasionally make key plays.

Percentage of students who take a gap year and then go to college who graduate: Greater than 90%

But even that is ultimately something subject to capture. Anything businesses announce that they are going to do voluntarily is almost certainly something they were either planning to do or are indifferent about doing.

The social equivalent of regulatory capture was always the pathetic end game of woke people on Twitter ranting at corporations to support social causes.

I’m inclined as much as the next black guy to think white people are tying nooses everywhere but the conspiratorial thinking after the FBI, Nascar and apparently Bubba himself have said “okay yeah it was not a noose” is sort of weird, folks.

I mean, even if you take the study at face value, what it is saying is that other people staying home, rather than protesters somehow magically not being infected, was the reason there was no increase. So one possible offshoot here is that the coronavirus spreads more intensely among those willing to be out…

This particular test of the “Squad” was always a forgone conclusion. The only meaningful test any of them could possibly face is Tlaib on August 4th. Her challenger is a local black councilwoman named Brenda Jones who won the special election for the seat when Conyers resigned but lost the November election to Tlaib…

This could be the evolution of ironically embracing the Chad. Or maybe straight women are realizing that they just want a hottie who gets along with the cat and can help them install some goddamn floating shelves.

In theory, yes, non-agency lenders could try to foreclose, but in reality the basic sort of forbearance that the FHFA is pushing down on the loans they control (Fannie, Freddie, FHA) is pretty universal even among non-agency servicers.  

He gave specifics, Jezebel’s just either too dumb to understand what they mean or too disingenuous to cite them because it involves a process argument and they hate process arguments.

How about this ...