Reasons to be totally alone with someone who is not my spouse:
1) She’s my sister
2) Lunch with a coworker
3) My friend had a rough day so I brought them some dinner
4) I needed to be in the house while the repair person worked
5) My coworker’s car broke down so I gave them a ride
6) My best friend needed company
7) I wanted…

.... you can’t be serious.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

I will never understand how Don’t Trust the B- died while 2 Broke Girls lives on (ilu, Kat Dennings, but no). It’s a fucking travesty.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

His mother and father have trained him since birth in the ancient art of being twice as fucking large as every other man. It's a time tested technique that's known to trump all other disciplines

I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

I’m from the UK (but live in the US) and the idea of calling a cop to a classroom because of anything other than imminent harm/violence is baffling to me. I get that teachers have a hard time with disruption but it’s part of their job. It’s not the job of a policeman to use force in that situation.

Since she had complied with the request to put her phone away all your other justifications for the brutal assault of this child are moot.

Where are you getting that she was on her phone and distracting people? That doesn’t seem to be supported by any eyewitness accounts.

You just want to justify your enjoyment of watching a minor female be beaten by an adult male.

10% showed up in the square to protest. The 90% of women number relates to those who participated in the day-long strike.

Yeah, like many things, you get what you put into it. If you’re just lying there expectingbthat someone owes you pleasure, it shouldn’t be a surprise when you’re not getting any.

Have a chat with him about how porn is not reality, and that those actresses are faking it, and the ex girlfriends who came when he ordered them too were probably faking it too. You can also tell him how much you enjoy sex and that the pressure to cum makes it tough for you to do it. You’d think men would get the…

I had that *exact* same thought reading this! Like, if I’m not enjoying it, I’m going to tell you what you can do differently, but guys are soooooo into making women cum that sometimes I have to gently tell them that its just not going to happen right then, but I still enjoy having sex with them. But I also live in a…

Tracy, considering the current nostalgia craze that’s broken out on my Facebook feed, shouldn’t it be this picture that accompanies your article?

I openly dispise picky eaters and their piece of shit parents who enable them. Adult picky eaters who won’t shut the fuck up are the bane of my world. There are so fucking many of these whiny snowflakes in my family that I have zero sympathy any more.

It’s only been “turned into a slur” by the very people whose continued existence requires that feminism is still a thing: Men who hate women.

Jesus Christ if people don’t know what humanism is they should stop using the word. Yes even you Meryl.