My favorite story is how he reacted in Dustin Hoffman ditching The Producers in favor of The Graduate, playing someone having an affair with Brooks’ own wife: “Good choice.”

There was an article recently on one of AVClub’s sister sites, Lifehacker, about “classic movies that don’t hold up” and I couldn’t believe that one opinion that got a lot of likes and agreement was that Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles aren’t very funny. I realize that taste, particularly in comedy, is…

I have been a huge fan since the 1970s. I remember seeing Spaceballs in the theater with a bunch of other nerds and only we laughed at the Kafka joke.

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She eats clay because she thinks it’s a good idea and also thought it was a good idea to say that she eats clay out loud to other human beings.

I knew she was kinda weird and dumb, but now I know she’s a complete dipshit asshole! Thanks, Shailene!

You sound like a real hoot.

Brodude, some people strive to be better than a bottom of the barrel assdouche and do like to be helped when it comes to things they do and don’t think too much of that could offend people.

If you don’t link those articles, guess what ? You don’t have to fucking read them. You can keep on…

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This just ain't so, Mike. It might have been the original sentiment, but like calling someone "Karen" it's become an ageist way of telling someone to shut up.

I currently work part-time at a grocery store, and we offer help to anyone who has a lot of bags and/or very heavy or cumbersome items. You’re probably just more sensitive to it now, lol.

It surely depends on the store, but when I worked at Safeway in 2011-12 we were supposed to offer carryout service to every customer instead of trying to judge who might need it.

Relatable. I’m a 74 yr old creative who builds his computers and codes for bleeding edge audio and visual artworks. The only thing keeping me from being a full member of the 21st century is poverty, not age.

lol yes that is the joke

Black beans. But all beans are fabulous. I write this knowing that many will disagree because “OMG all of those carbs!!!”

Yup. They seem absurdly pricy at first, if you’re used to store-brand or bulk dried beans, but they’re so much better it’s worth it.

Joke's on you, I haven't had a warranty for years!

*citation definitely needed

What about Luke Cage?  Because, I don’t think they’ll be able to find someone as good in the role as Mike Colter.

I don’t need proof, dammit, I just need... hope.