“Thankfully, you have the option to disable the most annoying features, if you truly hate them.”

I don’t know what it is about that gif, but I suddenly feel much more at ease with the end of civilization as we know it.

The purpose of snarky hot takes that add nothing to the overall discussion is to get clicks and make people comment on them. The idea that they shouldn’t do this event because they haven’t covered climate change enough to the author’s liking in the past is patently absurd. 

The same purpose as about 90% of the articles across all these sites anymore. To complain. 

I don’t understand takes like this. Should they address it or not? It’s not their job to expose pressing issues, it’s their job to make jokes related to current events. Not ALL current event, just current events. If you don’t like their comedy in general, which you clearly don’t, why do you care about this event? I…

Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except perhaps my wife and some of her friends.... Oh yes, and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do. But that’s beside the point. Now, let’s have a good, clean, healthy outdoors sketch. Get some air into your lungs.

“a device named after cuckolding and that does... something indiscernible no one can figure out.”

“raise nearly $172,000 on crowdfunding site Indiegogo”

That’s what it does.  That’s all it does.

Can confirm. My sister works in a campus dining hall and tells me about all sorts of stupid things students think they’re getting away with. 

As a Boomer who has had both of my children move back home at different times, I don’t wonder why they have to do that AT ALL. They came back home, I charged them no rent and they both went to work full-time to squirrel away as much money as they possibly could while living rent-free. I’m not sure what it is the…

We here at The Takeout decided to embrace the occasion to explore how today’s kiddos are hacking their meal plans.

They live at home because they can’t afford to rent anything because they don’t have jobs? That’s my niece’s case at least. 

The reality is that dining hall employees know all of these things are happening. They see them in real time. Students are not as slick as they think they are. The employees just don’t give a shit, and why would they? It makes very little difference to the dining hall workers if a student rips off their giant…

Also an important question: removed from the context of “Bezos is saying this,” do the allegations hold water?

They are 100%, completely, full of shit. If, in fact, there are problems with complying with the subpoenas, they can challenge them and a judge will determine if the subpoena is lawful. Amazon, Google, et al. have competent lawyers who know what their obligations are. They will produce the records unless a judge tells…

GOP Representative Andy Biggs has now led several House Republicans in writing a letter to 14 firms demanding that they, in turn, preserve phone records and other data from 16 Democrats so that “future Congresses can investigate alleged infractions.”

I hate that people keep pretending fixing this is just a matter of winning the right elections. whole board gotta get cleared and the earth salted.

That’s all very nice but I plan to keep right on washing my butt with soap, and lots of it, thank you very much. Also, if you want to come to my house, I suggest you do the same.

I mean it’s not that wiping front to back is bad advice exactly. But 99.9% of women know this already and are already doing that. So it’s just not particularly useful advice.

I really don't like the MCU, but this is by far the most bad faith reading of these characters I have ever seen.